- Many a long dispute among divines may be thus abridged: It is so. It is not so. It is so. It is not so.
- Remember that time is money.
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
- Dost thou love life, then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.
- I scarce ever heard or saw the introductory words, "Without vanity I may say," etc., but some vain thing immediately followed.